Chat Trancript: God

Be sure to check out the transcript of The Low End Theory's exclusive chat with God, which can be found here or be scolling down this page.

It provides an in-depth behind-the-scenes look at possibly the world's most famous entity.

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Great Holiday Ideas from the View from London

Now, when I started this blog over the summer, I knew I'd solicit a great range of emotions from the people who read it. And I was prepared for that. But there's no way I could have imagined how popular it's gotten. After all, since it's inception in July, we've had over 800 hits! No, not that's not a typo. Those are indeed two zeros, my friend.

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OBEY PERKINS

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Chat Transcript: God

Notorious decision-maker God took a few minutes to chat with Low End Theory fans during his busy season Thursday night. God shared his thoughts on fashion, friendship and who he'd love to play one on one.

God: Hey everyone, thanks for having me here tonight. I'm sorry I can't answer every question-I literally get like a billion requests every day! This is my first time in a chat so bare with me here, everyone. Let's start the questions.

Jim, Glenns Falls, NY: Hey God, huge fan! What's up? I was just wondering what you're favorite sports teams are here in the US?

God: It's funny you say that, Jim. I don't really have too much time to follow sports since I have a pretty big workload up here. And I here that everyone who wins is always thanking me. Here's a secret-I have absolutely no input on what happens! Nothing. But, off the top of the my head, I like the Saints (NFL), Kings (NBA) and Angels (MLB) and I just feel sorry for the Royals. I don't really follow hockey too much, but you can't not be impressed with what Paul Kariya's been doing with the Preds lately. I'd love to face Kariya in a penalty shot situation.

Bryan, Scottsdale, AZ: God, U Rule Dude! What's Up!? Who do you hang around with more, Buddha or Allah?

God: That's kind of a fucked up situation, but like awesome fucked up situation. You won't understand it, but it's like we're all different people, yet we're all the same person though. That Joseph Smith's a bit of a weird dude, though. I'll be honest.

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God: Hahaha. Man, that's a good one, Yang. How'd that one slip by the moderator, anyways? But to answer your question, no I've never tried it, but I heard it's definitely worth the time. But seriously everyone, let's keep it clean. You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Ana, Leeds, England: God, the popped collar-yay or nay?


God: Definitely nay. Definitely.


Sidat, India: God, what's up from India? Nothing much here. Hey, how's Jesud?

God: Hey, what's up India? Good to hear from you. I assume there's a typing error there and you mean Jesus. He's great. He's been working on his music lately in his free time. Same old shit, miracles and still doing to carpentry on the side. He's says hi. Jesus did have one question though: Who's this Craig Schilling guy that keeps telling everyone he knows Jesus? Jesus came up to me other day and was like, "Dude, who's Craig Schilling? I guess he keeps talking about me and shit. I don't even like baseball. Sounds like an alright dude, but I swear to God, I don't even remember coming to him in a vision or anything. Whatevs."

Jean Ferre, Grenoble, France: Hey God, thanks for taking care of that thing with my brother a few years ago. What's the meaning off life?

God: Whoops, sorry everyone. I lost connect for a few minutes there. I still have dial-up. Can you believe that? I'm still trying to figure out my VCR! ;) But seriously though.



God: Hey guys, I want to thank you for your time but I only have time for one question.


Indok, Antarctica: Hello God, always a pleasure. Who are your inspirations?

God: That's a great question, Pierre. By they way, Hello France! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! Like I said, I really like Buddha, Allah, Confucius is cool. Crispus Attucks of course. Um, let's see. Van Halen-Not Van Hagar! Stevie Wonder. McEnroe/Connors in the 80s. Jim Thorpe. Nelson Mandela. Sonny Liston. Harry Potter. Susan B. Anthony. Maya Rudolph. Cindy Crawford. Harriett Tubman. Mike Gorman. Michael J. Fox-hey, is there anyone in the world who has something bad to say about Mike Fox or what? Where was I? Oh, Malcolm X. Ellen Cleghorn. Bob Kraft. Susan Sarandon. Geronimo. Little Big Horn. Sampras. Ichiro. Carrot Top. John the Baptist. Mary. Moses, David and all those Jewish dudes. Scott Stapp. Just kidding. That guy's a douche. Also, a bunch of fucking dudes who were around like thousands of years ago. So many too name! I love them all.

God: Thanks for your time guys. Be good to everyone and spread the word! Much love.