Gary Busey and Nick Nolte: Brothers?

One simple question to ponder over the weekend: Why the fuck has no one ever made a movie in which Nick Nolte and Gary Busey played brothers? Are you serious? Is there no one that has caught onto the fact that Busey and Nolte look exactly alike? Is this bothering anybody else, because this is crazy.

I watched the hit movie "Rookie of the Year" in the theater in the early '90s. As the credits rolled, I noticed that Gary Busey was credited as playing pitching coach Chet Steadman. I remember thinking to myself, What a second. Nick Nolte's not in this movie?

Can you imagine how much box office of money like this would do? Throw in an on-screen kiss between the two, and I see $$$$$$$$. Can you say cha-ching? Because I certainly can.

You mean to tell me that someone could actually look at a movie like "Legally Blond 2: Red, White and Blond" or "MVP: Most Valuable Primate" and not say, Hold on a minute. Let's throw Nolte and Busey in there, have them play brothers, and see what shakes out.

I know what would shake out. Happiness and smiles from everyone who just had a dream come true.