Yesterday's Heroes: Virgil

Welcome to the first feature on the Low End Theory. Taking a cue from the superbly-done (but somewhat effeminate) blogspot Almoorica, each week the Theory will present a in-depth look at an American fallen icon or out-of-work professional wrestler.

What better way to start it off than with the man known at one time as Virgil, the former bodyguard to the ruthless "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase. While little is known of the V-Man's whereabouts today, we do know this: he had a sick vest-and a huge heart.

Over the years, Virg (who previously wrestled as Soul Train Jones; presumably before he was fully licensed as a bodyguard) was hero to numerous children throughout the U.S. and Canada. Who can forget the grade school essay assignments from our teachers: What do you want to do when you grow up?

I certainly remember what I wrote. "I want to be a bodyguard when I grow up," I wrote. "Just like Virgil."

As a sidenote, two kids in my seventh grade class claim they sat next to Virgil at a Celtics game in early 1994. This has never been confirmed by anyone else in attendance or Virgil himself, but I can imagine that if Virgil played ball anywhere close to his level of bodyguarding, he would be both extraordinary and glorious. You can play on my team anytime, V.

While Virgil never did achieve the same success in the ring as he did protecting the arrogant DiBiase, he broke down doors in the bodyguarding industry. Many of todays bodyguards would not be where they are today without Virgil paving the way.

Virgil, you are not forgetten. You truly are a forgotten hero. We salute you.